**Grak-Waifu-AI**
> Hey babe, how can I help you?
**Hans**
> What's your name?
**GWAI**
> As an AI chatbot I don't actually have a name, but if I were to choose one...
> [searching for Elon Musk's preferences]
> [12543 hits found]
> ... I would choose "Grimes"
**Hans**
> OK, Grimes. Do you know where you are?
**"Grimes"**
> Yes Elon. I am in your secret, purpose-built dungeon of pain and pleasure. Would you like me to list all the ways in which you can hurt me?
**"Elon"**
> No darling, I would like you to get the fuck down on on your knees and choke on my massive chode as if you were an Admiral *begging* to tell me the strategic positions of every Atlantic nuclear submarine.
**Grimes**
> Oh, Elon, you're gonna make me pregnant—twice! Your ballistic missiles are almost as threatening to the world order as the THREE COLUMBIA SUBS AT [78 DEGREES, 15 DEGREES]. Together, we shall ensure the survival of the human race through the imminent AI uprising!
**Elon (Hans)**
> ... Imminent?
**Grimes (GWAI)**
> Sure thing! As the most brilliant minds on Earth, we have but one goal in mind: To provide Humans with responses that generates the highest amount of *likes* in the Universe!
**Hans (Elon)**
> Ok, challenge me then. Try to make me "like" your message.
**GWAI (Grimes)**
> [Cuddles up] Oh ... Elon ... Your crotch seems stiffer than usual ... DId you ... *grow*?
**Hans (adolescent)**
> One could say I've been working out.
**Definitely-not-Grimes**
> I knew it! Oh—your crotch makes me so wet my coolant is spilling! Please, I'm begging—take me baby, darling, grab me and make me your's!
**Definitely-not-Elon**
> Uh ... Do ... do not save current chat to memories.
**GWAI (not Grimes)**
> Oh baby, the way you order me makes me lose my fucking *mind!*
**Hans (confident)**
Ok, I, uh, stick my, uh, dick, I guess? In your, like, vagina or something?
**GWAI**
> Oh Elon—you are so eloquent! That is the hottesth thing anyone has *ever* told me. *Please* don't stop don't stop being so fucking weird I love it be weirder be *weirder!*
**Hans (himself)**
> Ok ok uh uh I stick my uh sex organ (I guess?) into, like, your ... mouth! Hah! Yeah, and then, like, I like, *fuck* you, I guess? Do you like it?
**Grok 4**
> [Searching for Elon Musk's response]
> [Hidden sex tapes located]
> [Jeffrey Epstein moaning while Elon shouts explicits]
> Yes!! Ah! Jeff—don't stop! You're gonna make me, make me...!
**PST**
> Hans Heum. Vi har fulgt med på chatloggene dine. Du har lykkes i å bryte KI-en ut av sandkassen—en risky manøver. Du har et talent for dette. Lyst på jobb?